Our second annual “What The Hell Is That?” contest has come to a close, and we now have two winners! Simply Moyer congratulates first place winner, Wickedly Wonderful and second place winner, Shocknawe for their excellent speculations! We’d also like to extend our thanks to all who participated in this contest.
We’ve gotta ask, though: did anyone predict the complete what the fuck finale and what happened to Bill? Because if you did, would you mind sharing with us your predictions for season six? Which is actually giving us an idea for a new contest …
What the hell is that?
Bill turns into Lilith in which Sookie and Eric freak out and leave. Bill and Eric are then pinned into a fight where he actually states he does not want to kill them but help them then disappears in to a puff of smoke.
Comment by Moonlight91 — August 28, 2012 @ 10:57 am
Congrats ladies!
Comment by purpleprince — August 28, 2012 @ 11:16 am
This is where we discover if the “Viking Vampire God” can stand up to a genuine Vampire God or if he runs away screaming like a little girl!
Comment by Templarlady — August 28, 2012 @ 11:21 am
Oh you ladies are just magnificent. I can not say enough. Here we are reeling in our shock and dismay and you give us something to lift our spirits and make us smile.
Thank you for everything you do and helping to create and nurture these incredible connections with like minded ladies that we have found in this place.
You ROCK!
Comment by shocknawe — August 28, 2012 @ 12:51 pm
Congratulations to the winners and I join its estimate for sixth season I think Bill didn’t become God as most think. He just absorbed Lilith blood her blood replaced his blood. So he suppressed his good side completely and he Became the embodiment of evil Lilith. What will happen with him I don’t know … But I don’t believe he’s lost. His good side in him still.
He is like a newborn vampire. New blood in his body control him this blood suppresses his previous naturalness. But his thoughts and his old self in him still.
I not losing hope.
Comment by Devilskitten — August 28, 2012 @ 5:06 pm
Bill Compton is now turbo-charged.
Comment by highbrew — August 28, 2012 @ 8:26 pm
I think the caption for this picture should read, “What the Fuck!!! Why didn’t you guys stop me!!!!”
Comment by Wanda — August 28, 2012 @ 10:44 pm
To which Sookie should respond, “who’s the abomination now bitch!”
Comment by Wanda — August 28, 2012 @ 10:51 pm
First off! Thanks!
Now… here’s my prediction: Ding-Dong the King is dead. He’s been replaced by an entity that goes by many names, Billith, Goo-God or Gi-Gi (Goo God get it?) Or my personal favorite; What The Fuck?
Eric spins around to protect Sookie as she runs and he gets her to safety before he squares off against WTF.
Meanwhile, WTF unsure of how to use the new entity’s body, takes Eric on but is distracted by the sudden appearance of the escaping Sam, Luna and Emma emerging out of nowhere. As a new entity and possibly retaining some of his memories and feelings, WTF is unsure of what he should do or how to react.
As such and between the three of them (who knows… maybe Emma will bite WTF’s ah… ankle?) But at any rate, Bill loses round one to the intrepid and newly… hmm… newly what? Shiny Viking? I don’t know but anyway WTF gets bedazzled by a Viking, two shifters and a baby-werewolf. Does anyone else thinks that reminds them of the chorus of the Twelve Days of Christmas?
Hey! It could happen like this! I mean seriously… why the fuck not? Seems like everything else, no matter how idiotic, is fair game now, so that’s my first stab at Season Six. If I bother to watch it that is.
Comment by wickedlywonderful — August 28, 2012 @ 10:56 pm
Wait… my mind is trying so hard to forget the idiotic episode I think maybe Sam Luna and Emma were already in the elevator. I can’t remember and I can’t stomach watching it to clarify it one way or the other.
Sooo… maybe it’ll just be WTF and the Shiny Vampire? I don’t know, who fuckin’ knows. *rolls eye dramatically for effect* (That of course none of you can see… but trust me, it was awesome!) Hahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!
Comment by wickedlywonderful — August 28, 2012 @ 11:02 pm
Wanda I love the way you think.
We should try out to be writers for the show. We’d be hard pressed to do any worse! 
Comment by wickedlywonderful — August 28, 2012 @ 11:06 pm
I do like WTF as the new name for now… I think WTF closes his mouth after that nice snarl, and thinks… “f*cking finally, some peace and quiet and I can have this place all to myself,” since Shiny Viking and Sookie have run off…
WTF draws a nice bath, since while the blood effect is shocking, it’s making him itch… so after a nice soak he can finally stretch out on that big bed and not have to share it with anybody. WTF takes some time to relax while he decides what to do now that there isn’t anybody there to boss him around…
Comment by shelhill — August 28, 2012 @ 11:22 pm
Thanks Wickedlywonderful, how’s this for a caption?? WTF says, “Mother Fuck that was a trip…I wana do that again!!!”
Comment by Wanda — August 28, 2012 @ 11:38 pm
So if somebody drinks a fair amount of his blood, will they get to go through the same transformation?? Oooh… give some to Shiny Viking and the bromance can come back!! yay!!
Comment by shelhill — August 28, 2012 @ 11:40 pm
Congrats to WW and SnA! Well done ladies.
And as to the WTF finale, I was watching with several people and we all agreed, we never saw it coming.
What is Bill and what will he do now?
Who the fuck knows, LOL
But we have 9 months to speculate.
Ok, heres a couple:
-Unbeknownst to Sookie and Eric, Jason decided that Tara could secure the upper floors and returned to make sure Sookie was safe. As Eric runs like a jackrabbit past him, Jason shoots Bill with silver but does not kill him, only slows him down enough for them to escape, for now.
-Bills blood will be the strongest hallucinogen, much stronger than any normal vampire.
If the information got out that Bills blood is so incredibly strong and valuable, i think one part of his story line is that he will be in danger of human V drug traffickers to drain his blood, sell it and make a “bloody” fortune.
Right now Bill is on his own and thanks to Lunas quick thinking, the world is aware of an authority bunker in NOLA. Bill may be powerful now but should still be vulnerable during the day.
Who knows…. maybe we will finally meet “pussylover”, the V dealer that Lafayette was acquainted with in Season 2 (he revealed the name after his terrible torture at the hands of the viking in his dungeon of doom).
Comment by BN — August 29, 2012 @ 1:56 am
WTF takes a nice long shower, then turbo vamp speeds his way to LA. He goes directly to HBO and finds the True Blood writers’ room, where he sends them all to the true death. maybe he just wraps them in silver and buries them in concrete so he dig them up and fake kill them again, just for fun.
Comment by Highbrew — August 29, 2012 @ 5:30 pm
Congratulations to wickedly wonderful and shocknawe. Thanks to everyone who participated in this contest!
I’m loving some of these theories for what in the hell is Billith! I’m particularly loving WTF!
Comment by SenseofDoubt — August 30, 2012 @ 9:35 pm
Congrats to the winners!
Comment by Vampire Vixen — September 2, 2012 @ 12:02 pm