July 16th, 2012

“What The Hell Is That?” Contest – Week #7

It’s a new week, a new screen cap, and hopefully, some great new theories.  It’s hard to believe we’re halfway through the season, but don’t fret, there’s still plenty of time to get your theories in and take this contest down! It looks like there’s lots of craziness coming down the pike for Bill and the other denizens of True Blood in these upcoming episodes, so grab a cocktail or some good quality shit and let your mind leak all kinds of ideas. The title of the episode is, “In the Beginning.”

Here’s how it goes: We’ll post a screen cap of Bill Compton from an upcoming season five episode every week. All you have to do is tell us what you think is happening in the screen cap. At the end of the season the person with the most correct theories will have their choice of a True Blood S4 Blu-Ray Set which includes a bonus disc from last years PaleyFest or a True Blood Bill Compton Bust; second place will win a True Blood Heat Sensitive Mug. Check out the prizes.

What are the rules? There’s only one, let’s keep it on the clean side. Easy Peasy! I do have one helpful hint; include as much detail in your speculation as possible and make sure you write it in the comment section. Example: “Bill’s mad and he’s gonna bite someone,” ain’t gonna cut it. Use your imagination. Don’t forget HBO has a a tendency to mislead with their teasers.

The winner of last week’s episode is shocknawe, her theory was so perfect it’s like she saw the epi. before it aired. Congratulations! As we said earlier, the contest is still up for grabs, so jump on into the comments and start theorizing! Here is shocknawe’s theory for last week’s episode:

Jesus loved Lafayette and he was very fond of Ruby Jean – so I’m going with Jesus-head is not evil or intent on doing either of them harm. When he appeared to both of them his mouth was sewn shut so he could not tell them what he is trying to say, so I think he was trying to warn them against something. Ruby Jean tells Lafayette he has powerful magic that he must use to try to get in touch with Jesus to find out what he is trying to tell them; but that there are other powerful forces with dark magic. Perhaps it’s Jesus’ grandfather looking for revenge or another wanting to take the magic Lafayette took from Jesus.

    10 Comments »

    1. Congrats SNA!

      Comment by purpleprince — July 16, 2012 @ 4:42 pm

    2. I think Russell has now taken over the authority, and since he’s in charge and has a bit of vendetta against Bill and Eric, Authority Troopers have been sent for Jessica and are now storming Castle Compton to bring her in.

      Comment by shelhill — July 16, 2012 @ 5:09 pm

    3. Congrats, SNA!

      Comment by SenseofDoubt — July 16, 2012 @ 9:12 pm

    4. Good job to shocknawe. I will take a stab that the Authority shows up at Bill’s house to retrieve Jessica to use her as bait against Bill.

      Comment by Katie — July 17, 2012 @ 7:10 am

    5. Bill and Eric get away from the Authority and their goons go looking for them at Bill’s house first.

      Comment by Bennie — July 17, 2012 @ 10:39 am

    6. Palace guards are about to take someone into custody, I’m thinking Jason because he’s getting all crazed about the vampires killing his parents because of Sookie’s band-aid. (I’m sorry but that whole band-aid thing was stupid and gross) :(

      Okay, back to the point. Maybe it wasn’t even Jessica that called in the troops on Jason, but Steve Newlin! He still wants Jason and we know he’s part of the Authority so maybe he’s was given the job as King!

      Jess is probably still off doing god knows what, with… whoever! :P

      Yeah… I’m going with Jason on this one.

      But I’ve certainly been wrong before! LOL! :P

      Comment by wickedlywonderful — July 17, 2012 @ 12:25 pm

    7. I think that looks like Bill’s house and the storm troopers are there looking for Russell E. He’s escaped the Authority but he’s at the wedding!

      They are there to capture whoever comes home so I hope Jessica goes some where else.

      I wonder if Bill and Eric are going on the run again? will they escape the Authority also and these guys are at the Compton house just in case anyone comes home?

      Comment by boobear — July 18, 2012 @ 8:24 am

    8. I think the crazy authority guards are after Bill because he escapes from the authority headquarters. Things are gonna get really crazy now that Roman is gone.

      Comment by Ariel — July 18, 2012 @ 7:43 pm

    9. This one has me pretty stumped. Obviously it’s Bill’s house, but they look more like his guards than the Authority storm troopers. Bill said something to Jessica about having the staff take care of something in a previous episode so I’ll speculate there are still guards at his house and he still has staff. So I’m gonna take a wild ass guess. RE has escaped Authority headquarters – Bill and Eric are still being held. Bill sends word to the guards to search the house for RE as he assumebecomes concerned that RE will go to Bon Temps after Sookie or perhaps after Jessica, or that he might send his wolves or someone from the sanguinistas. The guards are searching the house both to make sure there are no intruders and to secure Jessica.

      Comment by shocknawe — July 19, 2012 @ 7:02 pm

    10. Ok, I’ll take a stab at this! The vampire civil war has begun now that Roman is gone. There is sheer chaos and they are now trying to round up all of the vampires to bring them together. They are coming to get Jessica, Tara, and Pam to bring them to the Authority.

      Comment by Vampire Vixen — July 22, 2012 @ 4:12 pm

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