The Quotable Bill

Here are some of our favorite quotes by Bill Compton. If you have a favorite that we’ve left out, drop us a line!

bill removing his shirt

  • May I call on you sometime? … May I come and visit with you in your home?
  • I’ll always be able to feel you. I’ll be able to find you fast – if you’re ever in trouble that could come in quite handy.
  • I can smell the sunlight on your skin.
  • The Glorious Dead? A bunch of starving, freezing boys killing each other so the rich people could stay rich. Madness.
  • Sookie is mine!
  • Oh, but you have other very juicy arteries … there’s one in the groin that’s a particular favorite of mine.
  • Who said anything about sex?
  • Think about whatever you think about; you’re safe with me.
  • This is not the time nor the place to be marking your territory.
  • Do you realize everyone in this establishment is staring at us? They are staring at us because I am a vampire and you are mortal.
  • You are different. The beauty and the tragedy of it is you don’t know how different you are.
  • I’m here for Sookie!
  • Forgive me.”(Bill to Jessica)
  • What are you?
  • You are such a tease.
  • I hate using the number keys to type.
  • Sookie, I cannot and I will not lose you. For all the ways that I have dismayed, aggrieved or failed you, I swear I will atone. But I am not sorry. I refuse to apologize for what you have awakened in me. You, you are my miracle. For the first time in 140 years I felt something I thought had been lost in me forever … I love you. And for that I shall never feel sorry.
  • Fresca?
  • SOOKEH!
  • Vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I prefer to be in it with you.
  • It is more important than ever that we restrain ourselves, even if it is against our nature.
  • Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul… you have brought light back into my life.
  • Yours is the most delicious blood I’ve ever tasted. That’s all I know.
  • Are you a coward, or are you just lazy? (to Russell Edgington)
  • love you, Sookie Stackhouse. And I will love you forever.
  • Any passion you felt was me killing my love for Sookie. It had nothing to do with you … It’s been a long night, and I need to sleep. Now get the fuck out. (Bill to Lorena)
  • We fucked like only two vampires can.
  • I should warn you – I fed.
  • I’ll take that shower now … unless you’d care to join me? … We’re gonna have a nice time. I hear the water in Arkansas is … very hard.

bill and sam and hard arkansas water

  • We may be immortal, Lorena, but you are dead to me.
  • What do you want, Sookie? Say it.
  • Are you going to leave or am I going to have to throw you out a window … that is closed!
  • How does it compare to “you thought I was dead” sex?
  • Your bedtime will be 4 a.m., not a minute later. We also recycle in this house.
  • Sookie … all of the things that you need to be protected from, all of the trouble you’re in, you are in because of me. So you needing to be protected has nothing to do with you or who you are. All of it is my fault … So why don’t you go to sleep and let me be the one to worry about it.
  • No! No! No! There are rules!
  • Sookie: I could kill Eric! Bill: I concur
  • You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just because you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any less of a miracle, which is just another word for magic. We’re all kept alive by magic …
  • bill compton confronts peely pam

  • Oh good, the world needs more beekeepers
  • To Sookie: Believe it or not, my life does not revolve around what or who is between your legs
  • To Jessica: Vamp up
  • To Sookie: It’s business. Vampire business; for once in your life stay out of it
  • One needs a young heart to take the leap that love requires of us and my heart, like every part of me, is no longer young
  • i am the authority, you idiot

  • I am the authority, you idiot!
  • About Eric: He is a liar and a master manipulator who will do or say anything to make you his!
  • They may be dinner but they still deserve to live
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