Done Simply Moyer style, of course.

And to all good bite!

by Tincar aka Tina Carreiro

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Compton house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Stackhouse.
The stockings were flung over the office chair,
While Bill ate his assistant without any care.

The vampires were silvered all burning in their beds,
While visions of witches danced in their heads.
And Jessica in her red dress, and Jason in his cap,
Had just settled in the pickup truck for a late night snack.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Bill sprang from Portia Bellefleur to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of Sookie and Eric’s snow,
Gave the lustre of Narnia and Bill knew he must go.
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But Marnie, and eight souls she’d commandeered.

With a flick of her wrist, so lively and quick,
He found his back against Eric’s, and they were tied to a stick.
More rapid than vampires her coursers they came,
And she levitated, and chanted, and called them by name!

“Now Tara! Now, Sookie! Now, Holly and Roy!
Wake the dead! Wake the dead! Wake the dead with Joy!
To the center of the circle! To the edge of the flame!
Now burn vampires! Burn! Burn away all!”

As the fire climbed up the wood toward the sky,
Bill knew at that moment, he may die.
So he looked toward Sookie to see if she knew,
With her eyes full of tears, she felt it too.

And then in a howling, he heard on the ground
The crunching and crawling of souls renewed and abound.
As Bill drew his head, and turned it around,
Out of the graveyard, Gran came with a bound.

Dressed in white, from her head to the hem of her gown,
Her clothes were all glowy with dirt from the ground.
A bundle of wisdom flew, from her mouth,
And she looked the same, as that fatal night at the house.

Her eyes twinkled when she smiled so merry!
Although her cheeks had lost the color of cherry!
Her mouth drew into a tight flat line,
And she rushed toward Lafayette with one thing in mind.

With Gran’s arm buried deep between his lips,
She yanked Marnie’s spirit out with a flip.
Bill had a burnt face and a scorched ripped belly,
He turned toward Sookie and her knees shook like jelly!

She looked away, in spite of herself,
And Bill buried his feelings within himself!
With a wink of his eye, and a tilt of his head.
Soon gave her to know she’d be back in his bed.

Bill spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He staked Nan, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside Sookie’s cheek.
Gave her a nod, as she left feeling bleak!

Bill sprang to his office, to his team gave a whistle,
And Eric gave the gay stormtroopers an abrupt dismissal.
But we heard Bill exclaim, ‘ere Sookie walked out of sight,
“I’ll love you forever, you’ll be back another night!”